Reasons I'm Happy I'm Not Pregnant
No more non-stress tests/appointments to go to 3 times a week
I can sleep on stomach whenever I want
I can wear my winter coat because it FITS!
No more heartburn
No more reflux
I can easily get into bed/up from couch
I have more energy, even when I’m not getting sleep due to a newborn
I can take Advil (or any other medicine I want)
I have a bigger bladder and don’t have to pee every 20 minutes
There’s no one kicking me (from the inside at least)
Reasons I miss being pregnant
Being warm all the time
Ice doesn't taste good to eat anymore