Reasons I'm Happy I'm Not Pregnant

  • No more non-stress tests/appointments to go to 3 times a week

  • I can sleep on stomach whenever I want

  • I can wear my winter coat because it FITS!

  • No more heartburn

  • No more reflux

  • I can easily get into bed/up from couch

  • I have more energy, even when I’m not getting sleep due to a newborn

  • I can take Advil (or any other medicine I want)

  • I have a bigger bladder and don’t have to pee every 20 minutes

  • There’s no one kicking me (from the inside at least)

Reasons I miss being pregnant

  • Being warm all the time

  • Ice doesn't taste good to eat anymore

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